There are zero things on my must-do list for today.
I woke up, finished a book, and ate a leisurely brunch consisting of some watermelon and a croissant.
Plus, I just weighed myself for the first time all summer: 111. The lowest in a while :)
The things on my to-do list can wait (yes, must-do is different than to-do; it’s all in the urgency).
May 29, 2012
I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face…with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.
Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)(Source: coenbrosbeforehos)
May 28, 2012
My mom’s favorite hobby is singing aloud a line of a Top 40’s song that she has memorized 85% correctly:
“So here’s my number
Call me crazy”
“Toniiiiiiiiiight
I am young”
